juanier

the Name Juanier means unique funny and is liked my most everyone he is very popular nice and is ready for whatever he is also very handsome and any girl would be lucky to have him

Hey have u heard of Juanier he's the best person you'll ever meet

by KXNGJAY36 June 17, 2017

Juanism

This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.

An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

by pansexualemothot February 17, 2020

juanifer

An Asian girl that acts like a white girl at starbucks with all her white girl probs cuz she be light skin betch so she is all like oh look im juanifer awkfhqwkjqwjhq and then you would be like oh...Juanifer...the stripper...;) come over tonight k cuz i wanna see dem dream legs of yours ;)

Juanifer: OMG OMG OMG IM JUANIFER whqhkqgh
Boy: O hey der juanifer ;) I saw you at the strip club the other night
Juanifer: IKR IM JUANIFERRRRR
Boy: wanna come over to my place? ;) I would love to see them dream legs of yours again... ;)

by Bootifuk October 25, 2014

Juanse

Short for Juan Sebastian, Juanse works magic with the ladies; somehow he manages to get girlfriend after girlfriend as well as partners to cheat on them with! Juanse is naturally incompatible with Argentinians (especially Lihuel) since his sophisticated debating style is does not sit well with their stubbornness and incoherent logic. He is loved by the majority, but those who hate him do so with a burning fiery passion (this particular group is composed mainly by his ex-girlfriends). As such, Juanse has had to endure being on the receiving end of violent demeanors. In fact, there is a permanent slap-shaped scar imprinted on his otherwise impeccable face.

Girl: Juanse, did you cheat on me?
Juanse: What, you thought you were the only juan?

by iamjuanse September 22, 2016

juanisha

Juanisha is very nice and tells the truth. If you make her mad, she will "go Chucky" on you. She is very lazZzZzy.

Dang Juanisha! Why did you go Chucky on Isaiah?!

by theGOATT May 11, 2018

Janise the witch

A witch disguised as a girl named Janise.

Mark, that looks like Janise the witch!

by riskycow November 22, 2021

Juanie

Juanie is someone who is secretly in love with a girl named Lina. She will murder every girl Lina looks at, she will inject her cum in Lina's veins. She has grown a romantic obsession with Lina.

"who's in love with lina?"
"juanie."

by linalations September 4, 2021