juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

Juanita

a beautiful,thoughtful,nurturing woman whose eyes are the most lovely i've seen.

Juanita is cute

by speedysammich February 3, 2010

Juanita

Gorgeous, perfect, beautiful, kind, generous, and the best shopping buddy ever!

guy1: "Oh my GOD! Shes so Hot!
guy2: "She must be a Juanita"

by Mr.Herpes November 19, 2010

frozen juanita

The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.

Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.

by sbsociety October 25, 2009

Janika

A fine Girl, with good education, a taste for books, music and films. She loves Metal and might talk about Design for hours.

Janika is such a pro.

by the absolute pro November 23, 2021

Juanita Cena

An Asian lesbian who insists she is Mexican because she is ashamed of her non-existant miniscule penis size. Often calls other Hispanic people Asian because she is jealous of something.

Guy 1:Bro, that chick just called me Asian. I'm Mexican!
Guy 2: Man ,she is such a Juanita Cena!

by KittenGod October 19, 2011

Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.

She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

by chefbrandon October 13, 2005