A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.
"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
Funny, awesome, a great friend in general, but can sometimes be annoying. He is short but quick and can burn you so bad that you go home wishing you hadn't gone to school.
Jackson: Janaka burned me so bad today!
Zane: Yeah hes funny, but he also gets on my nerves