(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.
He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.
He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.
by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008
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by Hollaaastupids June 30, 2019
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After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023
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Get the Jorgen mug.He is a guy who is very cool and the best overall. He suffers from depression but he is not anymore. He has found out that he is a Giga-Chad and is a Protato. He is cracked at Fortnite. He is one of three king of Potatopia.
adhvik: "Jorgen is so cool"
Jayden Yeow: " I know, right?"
Andrew Lin: "He is the best."
Ice Age Falcon101: "He is cracked at fortnite my guy."
Jayden Yeow: " I know, right?"
Andrew Lin: "He is the best."
Ice Age Falcon101: "He is cracked at fortnite my guy."
by Giga-Protato King of Potatopia October 6, 2022
Get the Jorgen mug.A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.
He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.
His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.
Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.
Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.
His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.
Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.
Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?
Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.
Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.
by mackdaddydragon April 1, 2022
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