jording

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009

Jord

This person is very rich and is a person with a very huge dick. He loves to drink beer with his friends! Jord is someone who likes to have fun and make the best jokes of the world. That's why he has so much chick's!

Jord is a real friend
Girl one: hey who is that funny guy? He looks very nice!
Girl two: That's Jord, he is perfect and very rich!

by It.is.whatitis! November 23, 2021

Jord

Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.

To be Jordish
To act like a Jord
To become Jorded

by jord93 December 9, 2012

Jord

The combination of 2 words to make a simple one worded expression.

e.g. What a 'shit cunt'.

Jord = shunt

e.g. Hodgo is a massive Gimp.

Jord - Massive Gimp - MIMP

by The Jord February 19, 2009

Jord-pwn

To pwn in a manner that can't be duplicated. To destroy in such a mean as never been seen before. To obliterate anyone who stands in your way.

Those guys were pissin me off, so I was forced to Jord-pwn them. It wasn't a pretty site....I don't know how I did it.

by T.J. Smith May 26, 2006

Jord's Aunty

A really hot Aunty that is of the same age

wowsers jord's aunty Maddy is hot!!

by jantele February 8, 2021

Jord Berg

440Hz... Weird, Lame, Queer, and Super Stinky

Did you smell that?? Yeah, it was a Jord Berg. Ohhhh that’s why my vibe was killed!

by SwagMan32 July 17, 2019