Jooley

Crazed drunken woman- notorious for her easy charms. Very attractive, as well as the life of every party. Just add liquor. Also known to be good and true friend to the few that know her well.

Unless proven friendly, avoid at all costs. At least hide your boyfriend as men have no resistance to her freely given charms.

Oh god- did that Jooley just leave with my boyfriend?

Be careful, the Jooleys have been drinking... they can smell fear.

by dagstar February 3, 2010

Joozy

really cool; awesome

Your style is joozy! Where did you get that shirt from?

by *scats* February 1, 2021

jonzey

The best cunt you will ever meet

Man that dude we met was the maddest cunt ever he reminds me of jonzey

by Sledge79 February 28, 2021

jookeymandude

A retarded abnormally short virgin frenchman.

Tim Soooooooooocy is a jookeymandude

by Mund March 23, 2005

Jooze

Spelled-out prununciation of "Jews"
Used in a jocular way when I-Chatting.

Passover is a holiday for Jooze.

by ttony21 April 19, 2008

jooney

She's a great friend, she's hot, sexy, and has a mysterious and alluring aura

My hot girlfriend jooney is so hot

by Drag0n01 January 28, 2023

Jooze

1. verb - to involuntarily ejaculate from a completely flaccid penis.

2. noun - the product of the above action

Adam Smith queefs, Dick Cheney joozes. (in reference to drilling for oil)

by Mr. Shwizzle December 22, 2010