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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004
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Jonesin

A word used to describe an intense craving for a drug. Comes from Great Jones Street in New York City, between Broadway and Lafayette Street, a former junkie hangout.
I'm jonesin' for some coke.
by automator April 11, 2004
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frank jonesin'

a swagger that is like no other.
I came into physics class frank jonesin' it and my teacher gave me an A
by little austin May 7, 2009
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John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed
by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012
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Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.
Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.
by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013
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