Jolanda

A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.

Jolanda is a baddy.

by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

by EOC September 19, 2013

jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

Jolanta

A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah

Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!

by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011

jalapenegro

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway

Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...

by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008

jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapeno Sky Raisin

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.

"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."

by Biagio X October 29, 2020