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Joisey

Joisey - Noun.

Joisey is accented for New Jersey. People from North New Jersey or New York usually have this accent.
Imma get dis dawg from Joisey and wulk him.
by Pander November 9, 2006
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Joisey Accent

The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.
ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*
by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005
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Joisey Accent

The "Jersey" accent, which only the Italians living very close to New York actually have, yet is misconstruded to represent the whole state.
Yeah, I'm from Jersey. Sojo, actually. Don't have the Joisey accent. You want that, go up to Noith Joisey.
by Myndi December 31, 2005
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New Joisey

A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.

No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.
Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"

Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."
by that wop February 7, 2007
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Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.
Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"
by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
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Josey Humour

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus
"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"
by qKitti May 10, 2021
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Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts
Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
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