joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

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Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

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joinner

fake best friend

That guy is so fake!
His name must me Joinner

by ms.know it all September 2, 2015

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joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006

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Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.

He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.

by Le'Jones October 9, 2021

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