JohnChristian

JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.

JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.

by Rosy39 November 1, 2013

johnsexual

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.

Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual

by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

johncha

To perform below usual standard in a everyday task or activity

"Howd you go today in your game"? "Not great i came last, i had a johncha".

How's university going simon? "Not too good, failed a few subjects ". "I have been having a johncha this semester".

"He has been performing terribly this month". "yeah i know he is having a johncha"

by Samus the TBK July 27, 2017

Johndef

Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.

Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.

by panda.man February 8, 2018

johnference

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

by RickyDash September 22, 2009

johnessa

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

Johnel

Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.

“Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate

by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018