Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

by straightforseth October 12, 2021

Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

jhonatan

He's got the best spirit, and a unique personality which is very attractable. Jhonatan is a young mature man who is modest, extremly generouse and caring to others, polite, yet very fun and cheerful with remarkable intelegance and strength.

Jhonatan knew he needed money but gave it all away to someone he cares for.

Though Jhonatan is not doing well in school his intelegance level is unserpass

Jhonatan, who dosen't just love him

by Wise words January 1, 2014

Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021

Joonatan

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.

-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.

by Whereismydad October 22, 2018