John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019

John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

John Stamos

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"

I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"

by Hou Saou March 5, 2014

JOHN STAMOS

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

John Stamos

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.

"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."

by theproudllama July 30, 2009

John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.

Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021