John Elway

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

John Elway by The Guz February 13, 2004

John Elway

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young

John Elway by J Elway May 9, 2005

John Elway

A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.

(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."

(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."

John Elway by The1211998 on new email November 13, 2011

John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

John Elway by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

John Elway'd 

A verb with too alternate and opposite meanings, both referring to NFL hall of famer and all-time great, quarterback John Elway.

1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game

2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"

1. Man, Jim really John Elway'd Algebra with that A+, I thought he was going to fail for sure.

2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.

John Elway'd by Reggie Johnson August 2, 2006