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Justin Jeffrey Hedquist

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol
by Justin gives blow jobs to men December 7, 2021
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"
by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018
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Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.
by mitt namn January 9, 2020
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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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Jeffrey Li

an absolute legend that has no dog
by Jeffrey Li's Number One Fan November 25, 2019
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jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020
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Joffrey Baratheon

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
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