joelise

Sexy ass fine ass lovable ass woman that I'm in love with

If she ain't Joelise, I don't want her.

by Joelise' boyfriend April 18, 2018

Joelested

When you get molested by a guy named joe

guy 1 : i saw on the news that a person got joelested

guy 2 : yeah his name was joe

by joesiah December 16, 2019

joleesexual

When you're only in love with your girlfriend jolee may.

Friend: look! It's taehyung

Me:sorry,I'm joleesexual..
Friend: but you love taehyung-
Me: I do... but I love jolee more

by Lesbian babe December 19, 2020

Joeless

A word used in a conversation when someone is un Joe.

That's so Joeless!

by til3rr March 17, 2021

Joelseption

when you or someone else runs into another joel, thus creating joel seption.

person: oh man i finally dressed up like joel!
friend: yea you look super cool as joel! hey wait…that guy is dressed up as joel too!
person: holy shit. this is some real joelseption…

by bootyhole brawler March 4, 2023

Joeles

Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.

"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!

by captaninsano12 March 8, 2009

Joelsepher

Someone completely undeserving of the position of authority they are in. A Joelsepher often spends his work days navigating through scandalous areas of the internet and telling his employees to shave their sideburns because facial hair is unacceptable in the work place.

It should be noted that he has a beard that is majestic as fuck, and his employees don't have sideburns.

Also, jazz feet.

"Do you see that guy over there? He's making out with mashpotatos...."

"Thats Joelsepher, best to leave him be."

by JD5000 May 8, 2014