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Jockey stealing 

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"
That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.

jockey slut

A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.
"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"
jockey slut by Hordak June 23, 2007

Jockey Shorts 

-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.
EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).
Jockey Shorts by Dinkum January 19, 2014

reverse jockey sidewalk steamer 

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.

Buss Jockey shorts 

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.
Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.
Buss Jockey shorts by ballzzs October 18, 2011

Sync Jockey (SJ)

A Sync Jockey is someone who claims to be a DJ but relies entirely on the sync button to match beats instead of manually beatmatching. They aren't actually mixing they’re just pressing a button and letting the software do the work.

It’s like calling yourself a pianist while using an autoplay function or a driver while sitting in a self-driving car. They appear to be DJing, but technology does the heavy lifting.

Unlike real DJs, who master turntables, CD decks, and manual beatmatching, a Sync Jockey sticks to digital setups like CDJs, laptops, or controllers, relying on automation to create the illusion of skill.

How to Spot a Sync Jockey:
🔹 Presses sync instead of beatmatching manually
🔹 Acts like they’re doing something impressive when software does the work
🔹 Fools the crowd into thinking they’re skilled

Common Misconceptions:
❌ It’s not about old vs. new DJs it’s about talent vs. talentless.
❌ Using digital formats doesn’t mean you rely on sync.

Finally:
A real DJ refines their craft. A Sync Jockey takes the easy way out, pretending to have talent they claim to use multiple players etc for creativity, when in reality, technology does all the work, keeping everything in 'sync.' That is not a skill. A truly talented DJ can do it manually.

Exceptions exist where a person has a physical or mental disability, or if the pitch/tempo slider is non-functional, sync serves as an emergency backup.

🔥 If pressing sync makes you a DJ, then microwaving food makes you a chef🔥
Oh, he’s a ‘DJ’? Nah, he’s just a Sync Jockey (SJ) aka a fraud with a level of shame bigger than his actual skill set.
Sync Jockey (SJ) by Van da man February 22, 2025