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Get the Johnocide mug.A mysterious stranger who laughs when being diss. A guy that likes to stand in the background hoping to bud in at the right moment, usually the wrong moment. A guy of unknown origins, derived from an exotic plant in the system Exotica. Avoid any type of contact at all cost, or you would contract an infectious eye-gouging disease known as Horno Johno, In your momemnt of blindless he will take you to his lair and keep you there as his slave for all eternity.
Check under the bed before you sleep, for any sign of the Horno Johno, who enjoys to lurk around under people's dusty old beds in hopes to find some dirty secrets that no one should know. aka undies and bras, which also serves as part of his nutritional diet.
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95% of the time, a person with this name usually remains the quietest in the room. Out of sight, out of mind. They are very vigilant and intuitive, but will go very deep into conversation if they start talking. They are the eye of the storm and the storm itself.
95% of the time, a person with this name usually remains the quietest in the room. Out of sight, out of mind. They are very vigilant and intuitive, but will go very deep into conversation if they start talking. They are the eye of the storm and the storm itself.
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This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
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