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jobs a fish

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used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something
you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'
by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004
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Funny phrase used in warcraft after a building is completed by the human worker
by Cleany May 14, 2004
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jobs a kipper

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a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).
John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "
by beetlebodger October 19, 2009
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Jobs Knobber

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Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

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a female under Steve Job's Desk
He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber
by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010
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Jobs Corollary

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Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
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Jobs A Fish

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said by intelligently deficient people. Usually due to lack of vocabulary and slow thinking. Commonly by people with the second name Hurley.
Want a coffee Nathan? "Jobs a fish!" .......What?
by t.a.c March 19, 2019
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jobs a goodun

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Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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