jobjob

noun (job-job)

1. a relatively weak insulting word used instead of knob commonly used amongst friends.
2. used as a weakly disparaging salutation.

Origin:
ca. 2002 - most likely created from words such as head job, hand job, blow job. Repeating the job to remove sexual connotations and therefore harsh insult.

Why did you fart in my face? You're such a jobjob,

or,

Hey jobjob, how's it going?

by Aeros2 May 24, 2012

JoBlo

JoBlo AKA Berge Garabedian runs a famous site at www.joblo.com. He's a famous movie critic, who is better than Ebert.

The Dude defines JoBlo.

by Bikini_Babe July 14, 2004

jobobus

an epic halo three player.

i just got powned by a huge jobobus.

by shanikwa9 March 22, 2008

jobolobo

Complete and utter dumb cunt and pedo

Damn look at that jobolobo trying to get the school girls

by Rockondevil November 12, 2012

joboba

Created by Aaron and Joe of Jupiter High School. A joboba is a person who you know well, a friend, a companion.

What's up joboba?
What's new with you joboba?

by Joe February 3, 2005

jobgoblin

A jobgoblin is someone who has illegally traveled north into the United States in search of work. jobgoblins are characterized by their greasy skin, strong odor, love of extremely loud foreign music, and the inability to communicate properly with bosses, foremen, and strangers. They are also noted for their great consumption of cheap alcohol and napping on the job. When a jobgoblin successfully travels into America, he/she tends to move to an area already inhabited by other jobgoblins in hopes of avoiding suspicion. They then proceed to find work in agricultural fields, such as orchards and dairies, working for small amounts of cash to add to their welfare checks. They tend to steal tools, car/tractor batteries and sleep on the job. Once a region is infested with jobgoblins, there is no hope of removal for their numbers increase exponentially from the lack of use of birth control, love of welfare checks, and protection offered by the Democratic Party of America, given for unknown reasons.

I can't stand it. Even though I put up a sign saying there are no jobs available, jobgoblins still keep pouring in looking for work!

by h8s2makeusernames March 17, 2011

Joeblob

For when you say the word 'Blowjob' wrong.

Sarah: Rachael I really want to give him a Joeblob!!!

by Satchel151 August 7, 2010