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jonbear

A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.
person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.
by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014
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Jobmare

Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.
Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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jobert

the couple that's doesn't care what other people think
jobert is an inseparable couple
by jordyn100 November 6, 2018
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The Jobarino

Noun, usually used to describe a situation in which something has not gone according to plan or has turned out the opposite of ones expectations.
Andrew:Yo man did you pick up that bag?
James:Nah man it was the jobarino he tried to give me point seven.
Andrew:Jesus what a fucking jewing
by StarofDavid888 February 11, 2010
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joebear

Normally a very considerate and caring loving guy that doesnt really see his full potential. loved by countless otherS he is absolutely amazing no question about it. Joebear also frequently has very lucious hair ;) A truely amazing friend and would make anyone an incredibly happy partner. So lucky to have a cute and cuddly joebear in your life.!
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by november5thx September 6, 2011
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jonbeard

the beard worn by Jon Walker, former Bassist of Panic! At The Disco. commonly associated with the Ryhawk.
"my dad is growing a jonbeard."

"DUDE that guy had a Jonbeard! lmao"
by ThisIsRyanRoss July 8, 2014
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jobert

a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.
"There is a big Jobert in the Room"
by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
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