On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Be on your Job

A meaning defining how people should be on their own grind rather than worrying about other people's business

Guy 1- Nah I don't know why my man is trying to ramp with me.
Guy 2 (To Wasteman)- Real talk don't start beef be on your job fam.

by ElizaaSaidSo May 28, 2014

The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

on the job

A no good, lazy, pasta eating, trickster. That works for a fire dept but never does any real work. To be on the job is to be a hornswaggler of the tax payers hard earned money.

Jarred is on the job.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008

on the job

"on the job" is the act of having sex

frank was caught "on the job" with shirly

by stoot January 24, 2007