Jaquicus is a red headed creature that loves to say random things including the word "meh". That makes him a very "interesting" person. He also calls otters poodles, and says deaf people watch movies with their ears. He's a handful......
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A beautiful male individual, caring, may irk your nerves but it's only because he cares
makes a great bestfriend/boyfriend.
he has a temper, but he takes of the steam by the best sex you'll ever had ;)
makes a great bestfriend/boyfriend.
he has a temper, but he takes of the steam by the best sex you'll ever had ;)
by mannypaquio December 15, 2012
Get the Jocqui mug.A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
Get the Joaquin Phoenix mug.A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
by TB2-nola February 13, 2009
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Person 1: Woah, who was that girl? She just came over, talked to me about something, and ran away!
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
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