When someone is being a fucking ass for absolutely no reason and is always picking on you somehow. That person also has a fatass.
Person A: What? Why the long face?
Person B: Ugh, just got joassed by some bitch, didn't even say anything to her!
Person B: Ugh, just got joassed by some bitch, didn't even say anything to her!
by acornbabe November 3, 2019
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Get the a bum's jockstrap mug.To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.
by Reno/flex June 17, 2018
Get the Jordanian Jockstrap mug.The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.
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Get the Jocksygen mug.A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.
Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"
Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"
Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"
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Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”
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