Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

Jazzminge

A true goddess, one in which loves to have it up the bum. Or squat on a penis. She loves to play with her nu nu, in return for a damn good seeing to.

Man, have you had a night with that Jazzminge? What a babe.

by willchode August 24, 2009

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

by gingleberry February 16, 2010