SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009

Jizzlets

Jizzlets or jizzlet is the state between a new born baby and a fetus, it's basically when your half way out of the vagina and halfway in for that couple of seconds.

Mom: Aww, you and your sister were so cute as jizzlets.
Kid: Mom stop you're embarrassing me!!!

by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

jizzpants

One who jizzes in his pants before he gets them off.

"Man that Aaron guy jizzed his pants so quick, we're gonna call him jizzpants."

by IRON COCKLES February 16, 2010

Jizzmental

1. When a person thinks of something so stimulating, they cum immediately.
2. When a person has a way of thinking or is doing something that is self-stimulating, they physically and/or mentally jizz immediately and rapidly.

1. Insert name is so jizzmental when they watch Top Gun

by CasualFridayIX March 3, 2023

Jizzlets

Gum the flavor of semen.

She said to cure her craving for Semen she started chewing Jizzlets. Versus mint flavored Chiclets?

by TimBig September 24, 2018

Jizznants

Jizz remnants.

My mom asked me if she had any jizznants that she missed.

by anonymous January 7, 2025