(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.
Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.
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The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
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Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
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