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repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.
Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.
by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011
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jizzisle

to "skeet" or unleash your dragon on someone. Preferalble "tits" or on a girls bra "over the sholder bolder holders"
"Dude what were you doing in your room all night?"
"i was jizzisleing on my picture of your mom"
by Joemamma11 May 9, 2008
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Jizzies

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self
Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong
by dandan1097 April 25, 2014
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Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
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Jizzism

Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
John: Your a twat...jizzism
by jizztits March 1, 2009
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Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.
I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.
by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012
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Jizzcision

Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.
My Jizzcision to hit up that reunion with my wife is one of the worst ever.
by Stynkstar October 19, 2010
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