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Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.
"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"
by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009
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Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.
Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.
by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010
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Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010
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jizzacrunk

1. An episode of getting crunk or drunk involving jizz

2. A tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including jizz
1. Gina asked, "What should we do tonight?" Kyla replied, "I don't know..." Amanda shouted, "Let's get jizzacrunk!"

2. "Hey friends, let's drink this jizzacrunk I made with Diet Mountain Dew and jello."
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jizzeronic

When something (anything it doesn’t have to be sexual) is so amazing that it makes you metaphorically or physically cum
Oi your brownies are actually so jizzeronic
by Finley bigger March 1, 2018
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rizzatron

The KING of rizz. A person who has the maximum amount of rizz.
Oh shit! You’re such a rizzatron! You get so many bitches! Give me some of your rizz, rizzatron!
by <^_^> January 14, 2023
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jazztronauts

Jazztronauts is a cooperative theft-em-up for Garry's Mod, also known as prop hunt 2. Go to random maps on the workshop, pillage its trash for money, and converse with your higher-dimensional cat overlords.
by suckme24 April 7, 2023
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