jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

holy jizzknockers

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020

Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

Jizzax

To relax while jerking it.

"yo man, i'm gonna go jizzax"

by Jissee April 21, 2008

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzkin

A napkin full of jizz

Daaaamn, there were jizzkins all over the place! In my pockets, under my bed, and even in my purse.

by Lauren in the sky with diamonds July 6, 2008

jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009