up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

jizzed up

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen

guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks

by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023