Jive-ass

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010

jive ass honky

a white man who thinks he is totally awesome, but who is definitely not.

bill: I'm the bees knees.
Tikwanza: Shut the fuck up you jive ass honky.

by deathViking December 2, 2007

Jive Ass

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.

1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.

by Blank Screen January 1, 2012

jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

jive ass turkey

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

by Baretta April 15, 2003

jive ass mother fucker

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

by death_metal_scottie March 11, 2007