by horny quasar December 13, 2016
Get the jisted mug.Sounds French and fancy and pronounced like "jizz-Streek" but as one word: Jistréak. You can place it as a noun in a sentence or make it the title to something ie: artwork, name of an art piece, or name of a certain brand.of. clothing etc. Just to fuck with people
Lululémons "Power Jistreak Tank" is sold out everywhere!
A- I just bought a new art piece where the canvas is splattered with creamy abstract streak marks.
B- what's it called?
A- the artist titled it "Jistréak"
B- brilliant!
A- I just bought a new art piece where the canvas is splattered with creamy abstract streak marks.
B- what's it called?
A- the artist titled it "Jistréak"
B- brilliant!
by Sublebrity June 3, 2021
Get the Jistreak mug.Related Words
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by poppy elvin September 16, 2020
Get the jisteenah mug.Having a fucking stroke while stubbing your toe then getting a heart attack and a leprechaun starts kicking you in the balls and face
Mom: "Honey! Billy just had his first Jistbindergoing moment!"
Dad:" That's amazing! Lets take a picture, Billy come here!"
Billy:"END MY FUCKING SUFFERING"
Dad:" That's amazing! Lets take a picture, Billy come here!"
Billy:"END MY FUCKING SUFFERING"
by TheFreezingHeat September 10, 2022
Get the Jistbindergoing mug.Short for JizzStar. The act of masterbating into ones hand, taking the hand filled with semen and 5-staring the nearest person. Either act can be done in private, or public. Can be done with any bodily fluid or combination of bodily fluids.
Hey, you know Tom?
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
by tpenisbombs January 19, 2011
Get the Jistar mug.This is a contraction for the exclamation, "Jesus Christ". It is a more efficient and potentially less offensive way to use the Lord's name in vain.
Person A: Oops I spilled cranberry juice on your carpet, Person B.
Person B: J'ist! That's gonna stain!
Person B: J'ist! That's gonna stain!
by Sarah Wolk July 28, 2008
Get the J'ist mug.A phobia that you get if you swallow and then freak out when it takes to long for a male to get off fast enough while giving him head.
by CaptHowdyMouse May 11, 2010
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