johnophobia

The fear of John.

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.

by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018

Jenophobia

The fear of you hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you with a steaming hot blast of water.

It is believed that this fear is caused by abuse as a child from parents and friends,or eating that extra bit of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt of.

Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:oooww thats bad

by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009

jangophobia

fear of ms jang

man, i don’t think i can go to algebra today…my jangophobia actin up

by ieatcoffeegrounds December 21, 2021

Johnophobia

The fear of people named "John" and "Josh"

"I heard Austin has Johnophobia, you better stay away from him John."

by vestiary egg December 6, 2022