jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

Jewman

How Kiwis pronounce "German."

"Justin Bieber is Jewman for basketball."

by yoforeal May 5, 2010

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

jetman

Spinoff of 'wingman'. Instead of talking one's friend up in conversation for the benefit of a possible hookup, a jetman is used as the savior to get a friend out of an awkward situation/conversation with an ugly/boring/obnoxious/clingy person.

Girl, get over here! I need a jetman to get me away from this loser!

by LadyEagle December 10, 2009

jewmania

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

by kburris April 23, 2014

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.

Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!

by Talvin July 19, 2005

Jewman

When one person is a jew and a german.

My friend kyle is a Jewman

by PHD69 January 12, 2009