Jewzenhawgen

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness

"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"

by Gregthejew July 22, 2006

Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

jewpon

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.

Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.

by moogie January 2, 2005

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.

"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."

by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009

jeyzon

Jeyzon Is a cheerful human being
He always helps out and he is not much of a ladies man.He loves wendys and he is very intelligent

"Hey jeyzon did you see the game last night?"

by IAmAnonomyus December 31, 2016

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006