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Jewi

A true dictator, terrorizing and reforming The Organization of the Shooters inside out. A true baller who owns all the hoes, nasty genius with a pending girlfriend. Loves to torment fellow talented geniuses
Sexlord: I got lots of bitches yo.
John: Wow!! What a Jewi.
Sexlord: 'Flexes'
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Jewie

a person you shall be drawn to because of their jewieness or awesomeness.
He was such a Jewie, i knew i wanted him to be my best friend from the moment i saw him.
by Cp0int1 October 10, 2009
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Jewis

Someone who isnt quite good enough, or hasnt properly achieved being a full blown jew, but is infact Jew - ish.
What you did there, that was a little bit jewish.
by jewnotme March 31, 2008
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Jewy

An endearing reference to Jewish cultural or religious practices.
But “Jewy” suggests something in between. To be labeled “Jewy” means you don’t just identify as a “cultural Jew,” but that you affirm that identity in consistent and meaningful ways. A Jewy Jew may belong to a synagogue, but might get together once a month with a havura for potluck. A Jewy Jew may count himself as a good progressive, and remain attached to Israel, often strongly. A Jewy Jew plays in a rock and roll band, but not on Friday nights.

“Jewish” is static — it describes an accident of birth or upbringing. “Jewy” is dynamic — it assumes affirmative Jewish choices, or an unmistakable quality that impels others to recognize your Jewishness.

-from article in The Times Of Israel
by LMCtribester June 25, 2018
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Jewy

Things that are Jewish.
A bar mitzvah is jewy.
by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround
jewie has a long penis
by Jon April 6, 2004
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Jewie

Someone who is amazing and a best friend, once you have found your Jewie never let them go because you will beat yourself up over it many times. You'll know if you have a Jewie because they will refer to you as some sort of vegetable.
by n0tb34n February 28, 2018
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