Jewting 

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

Jewting by Savylthe April 11, 2022

Jestoni 

Awesome, Sexy, Strongest, Unique

Jestoni = Strongest

Jestoni by FindingStrongPeople June 16, 2011

Jewtopia 

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

Jewtopia by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

jewtown 

A large congregation of Jews.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place! From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!

jewtown by Polska_Deutschland_Russland November 4, 2008

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

jewdon by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewtopia 

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

Jewtopia by Darkz November 16, 2006

Jewcon 

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

Jewcon by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009