Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

jewsticles

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

jessicle

Refers a specific sort of virus in a sometimes tall human being with clubhead tendencies and a lack in understanding the real word. Symptoms include: mild to intermediate alcoholism, voluntary insomnia, flailing arms and stiff legs when dancing. people around them may feel cold sweats, momentary diarrhea, headaches, and a loss of self worth. The term is not to be confused with testicle.

Omg look over there at that tall person in the club ...

woah, shes a total jessicle.

by DaveEW66 December 30, 2011

Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008

jewnicle

someone who isnt jewish but acts like it

"Man stop being a jewicle and lend me a dollar1"

by wahthappened June 1, 2005

jewsiccle

during the holocaust, some jews were rumured to be frozen, today these frozen jews are known as jewsiccle

dude1: thats a jewsiccle story
dude2: main that just be racist
dude1:are u black?
dude2:no, im a jew

by crtl alt delete March 4, 2007

jewsicle

being a stinky jewish person, while being stuck in alaska. like a jewish popsicle.

damn Mr. Squires-bomberger is a jewsicle

by jim brandt August 25, 2008