Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.

Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!

by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008

jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny

my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.

by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010

New Jewsey

A very rich part of New Jersey where all the jews live.

Person 1: Yo, Have You ever been to New Jewsey?
Person 2: Yeah they have so many jews there.

by Dewdlings August 24, 2009

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

Jessefer

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band

Why did you kill jessefer?

by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007

Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

by Koolguy_gt500 March 21, 2010

Jewser

A Jewish Loser

The Orgin:
Started out with a sweet catholic girl wearing a shirt that said Good Little Catholic Girl at a club and one of her Jewish friends laughed at her shirt saying she wasnt a good catholic, so her being drunk said Jew and loser slurred and it came out as JEWSER.

Dik is such a Jewser.

by Ya Know! May 21, 2006