Jewchop

Another name for a circumcision

"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"

by ShenLi October 9, 2009

jewche

A contraction of the word "douche" and "Jew". Used to describe a Jew who is a douche.

"Erin is a jewche" (Get it? Cuz she's Jewish...)

by Laura Ward January 3, 2006

Jewshbag

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag

-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!

by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewscape

What Jagex has turned Runescape into with the new trade system. The new trade system restricts free trade, forcing people to focus on money more than they used to. Before this new system, people could just let their high level friends give them expensive weapons they got from training. Now the trade system is restricted, causing poor people to stay poor, and the rich to get richer.

Poor person: Got any extra drops you don't want?
Rich person: Yea, but Jagex won't let me give them to you.
Poor person: I hate how Jagex turned Runescape into Jewscape.


Rich Person: I just got this awesome stuff while training, want it?
Poor person: Sure!
Rich person: Trade.
Poor person I need more Quest Points =(

by RS Player 203 January 2, 2009

Jewshbag

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time

Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.

by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009

jewche bag

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.

I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.

by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011