Jeering

Jerking off with a raw chicken breast

When Mr. May is feeling lonely, he goes to the kitchen grabs a chicken breast and starts jeering.

by xxshuaxx March 31, 2015

Jewing

1. To renege on or break a deal based upon previously unexpressed or recently invented fine print, often due to unforeseen negative consequences.

2. To promote one's own self interest to the detriment of someone else to whom you have some type of loyalty or obligation.

1. Every time we make a bet, he jews out of it when he loses.

2. I'd ask him to join our group, but he'd end up jewing us over when it comes to the final grade.

by ICBomber November 16, 2007

Jewlingual

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language

The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills

by Jewminator August 12, 2012

Jewling

A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous

That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap

by scatalogical December 19, 2018

jewington

1) A jewish person who oftentimes was born in jewrusalem and has practiced the jewish faith starting at a young age. This person often tries to turn the people near him jewish often unsuccesfully.

" Omg look over there its that queer jewington"

by : D ! September 20, 2007

Jewling

Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.

"Connor you Jewling get off my wallet!"

by Roras February 13, 2012

Jewing it up

The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.

Example 1:

Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?

Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"

Tommy Kiole: Alright.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!

Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!

(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)

Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.

Example 2:

Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?

Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?

Brianne: What are you talking about?

Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"

by Jew Burner 666 May 9, 2013