jewbay

To auction one's unused goods on eBay, discarding wealth in a material form into quick, cold hard cash.

"Barbara Streisand jewbayed her year-old Bentley because she decided to buy a Vespa."

by Infinism September 14, 2005

Jew-Ray Disc

When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.

Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"

by roflcopterofl October 10, 2011

Jewrage

Extremely aggresive outbursts and slurs shown towards suspected Jews or persons with "Jewish" characteristics usually resulting in police intervention or violence. Jewrage is usually the result of a hefty drinking binge.

That was some unnecessary Jewrage there mate!

by The Boobiewatcher December 31, 2009

jewranesaurus-rex

a gigantic beast of jewish descent, who will eat anything in its path.....especially bagels.

Oh my god!!!!! ITS JEWRANESAURUS-REX!!!! Hide the bagels!!

by mmmhhhmmm December 30, 2007

Jewraffe

Someone who is tall in the neck, loves money, and hates when people say Tori.

I love my pet jewraffe, but I have to put him down for eating my neighbor's tree.

by Chacha<3 May 4, 2010

Vaginika and Jewrad

Trumpo's "hot" daughter and likely lover, and her weaselly looking undertaker of a spouse.

Did you see the new book “Fire and Fury” ? They all think Vaginika and Jewrad are dumb as a rocks. And she negotiated with Jewrad that she gets to run for president! President of what? President of mindless fuckhole?

by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

Jewrassic

■ adjective jewology relating to or denoting the period of time during which buying stock is most profitable.

Man, the jewrassic era is over for Wall Street.

by män-'täzh2 July 28, 2009