Deck Jewellery 

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.

"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."

Deck Jewellery by BinoMan June 2, 2010

The Jewellery Game

The Game is played by two or more players. The aim of the game is to wear your opponent like a ring!! (Bum hole only!!) Extra points are awarded for creativity, toe rings are a thing too!! The game is played in bouts per day, play with friends(not family!) All players must be conscious for the point to count. A joiner is when more than one finger (or toe) is used simultaneously in one turn. The words JEWELLERY GAME must be mentioned (preferably sung) whilst playing the game, so all players are aware they are about to win or lose. Some players like to award bonus points for winning the game with a single small toe! (This move is known as This Little Piggy)

The wood tech teacher who lobbed a couple of digits off massively reduced his chances of winning The Jewellery Game!

The Jewellery Game by Snowmeister_87 April 10, 2021

downstairs jewellery 

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

downstairs jewellery by PP The Monkey April 22, 2011

jewellery 

the affairs of the jewish people

my friend, zach, wears a yarmulke and engages in all other manner of jewellery every day.

jewellery by Jon Lopez June 22, 2004

Jewlery

A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.

"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"

Jewlery by silent judger September 7, 2012

jelly jewellery 

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

jelly jewellery by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jelly jewellery 

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

jelly jewellery by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003