jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003

Jewdah

Best player in MC, history of being top LBs and holy shit he is good at the game. His blockhits make you want to sneeze and accuse him of cheating. His combozz v2 is his best video by far. This guy is insane and Jerseys is in every combotage he is not even competition. Rumor says he's 14.

Jerseys: "I'm the best ranked player."
Jewdah: "Hold my cock."
Jerseys: "Good pot. Duuuuude this server is dog crapp."
Jewdah: 10 hit combo we lookin for OPPS

by Jewdah September 29, 2020

Jewnadian

Noun: One who is born of one Jewish parent and one Canadian parent. Often found to be stingy with beer.

Mark is a total Jewnadian for certain. He has an igloo full of beer yet claimed he had none to spare.

by selmore May 21, 2010

Jewsader

Not to be confused with the standard Crusader the jewsader is not roman catholic and does not have a holy war for israel. However after said wars a "Jewsader" will pick up scraps of value to sell preferably on ebay or craigslist or in the open market. the jewsader is remarkably good at "penny pinching" in times of war, or low income situations.

-Jewsader-

"After the car bombing the jewsader scraped the trashed car"

by jewstingy August 2, 2010

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

jewddhist

a believer of a mix between both buddhist and jewish religions.

bob: do you prefer wide open spaces, or hiding?
jim: both, im jewddhist.

by shiftman1188 August 14, 2007

jepdaddy

A sophisticated and sexy daddy who knows how to make a girls gears grind,

usually tall, lanky, and every once in a while they can have some hair loss. Usually a Spanish teacher.

My teacher is such a jepdaddy!

by testform May 2, 2016