jewcat

Someone that's half jewish and half catholic

Jewcats are double-damned, either you hate em cause they're christian or cause they're a jew

by Aeroshit May 14, 2010

Jewcuzzie

One or more Jewish people in a Hot Tub

Hay!This party has terned into a JEWCUZZIE!!!Now let it rain money!

by Darka November 19, 2007

Jewnut

Natalie Frank is a Jewnut. A Jewnut is someone whom comes to another country, in this case America and has been here for quite a long time and yet still has a terrible accent and cannot interact properly with anyone. A mix of Jewish, loner, and fail.

You call it being shy, I call it Jewnut.

by OmNomNomRoflcopter May 3, 2009

jewcube

Someone who is both Jewish and Cuban

My mom is Jewish and my dad is Cuban. So I am a jewcube.

by iamdobird April 29, 2008

JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

The Name of a higher species who only gives anal and has balls the size of monster truck wheels. He lives in the stinky dumpster,corresing dead animal corpses. His dumpster is stationed far north of Canada and stinks of a pile of dead babies. He prefers NiggerJewFaggots for his daily meal. If you say his name twice,he will lick yput butthole till its red .

I dont think you need to know how to say his name in a scentence,its not safe for mankind.....JewAutismNiggerFaggotCuntBitchLigmaHoeCandice

by DoubleWide December 13, 2018

jewjutsu

JewJutsu is the art of conning someone out of their money, the art of being a jew. The etymology is as follows: Jew is aramaic or hebrew for being jew, and Jutsu is japanese and refers to the art or technique of something, like juujutsu--the art of softness.

Damn, i can't believe i fell for Bernie Madoffstein's shrewd deception and lost all my friggin' money...his JewJutsu was far too cunning for me.

Japanese Samurai: Get ready to face the wrath of my juujutsu foolish Jewish peon...You've robbed these rice-farmers long enough!
Mr. Goldbergstein: You may have your juujutsu, but you must face my JEWJUTSU!!!!

by hikaru sulu January 8, 2010

jewcat

A follower of a Judaism who eats cat food.

Between you and me, I saw Barry lug four crates of Friskies SauceSations® back to his house. I think we've got a jewcat on our hands.

by Oliver H. Twist February 8, 2017