jewrilla

when a gorilla and a jew reproduce, their offspring is called a jewrilla

well after tucker marries marissa they will fuck hard core, like super hard core sex, like over the top! and well then marissa comes out pregnant and well... she wont have a human being, she will have a JEWRILLA.

by rat; April 24, 2008

jewbilly

A hillbilly that is actually Jewish.

"This guy at the JCC asked me out. On our date he took me to Subway, didn't pay, and talked about his experiences in Iraq."

"Total fucking Jewbilly"

by cburgs October 20, 2008

Jewzilla

Your typical everyday jew who lives everday like stereotypes are going out of style. Huge nose, cheap, and fuckin annoying. This very unrare creature lives in a small town of ridgefield,ct. learn to live with him because he wont leave anytime soon

OMFG How many times is Jewzilla gonna fuckin call me!!!

by mike hunt juice January 8, 2008

Jedzilla

He is the King of all JEDS! He's a playa hatin, curly haired motha fuckin masta of every situation!
A vicious ass kickin machine who can use his skills for good or evil. He will throw down at the drop of hat. He can score with any female. He'll drop 5 different languages on you. He gives big ups to those who deserve it, and crushes those who don't play the game by his rules. He would start his own religion, but too many people would follow.

If you think you're running anything you're NOT--JEDZILLA IS!

by Hooter Boy February 4, 2008

jewbrella

An umbrella made out of genuine Jew skin.

Dude, check out my jewbrella, it's black edition.

Fred: "Hey where'd you get that umbrella?!"
Lehonda: "It's not an umbrella, it's a jewbrella, it's better than mink!"
Fred: "HOT MONICA! I need one of those!"

by Dick McTrickle June 6, 2014

jawbilla

any person that has a jaw line that is wider than thier face or goes out past their nose.

Dude, I had this blind date and the chick totally ended up being a Jawbilla, just like Jay Leno is a jawbilla.

by skrilla June 23, 2003

jewbilation

The excitement a jew goes through when he realizes the power money has over other people.

Jake experienced jewbilation at his barmitzvah when he realized that all the money he received from his grandparent's could be used for all his petty desires.

by Collin de Wit June 25, 2007