Jewbag 

Jew bag means someone is very annoying or acting like a Jew

man: "uwu"
me: "shut the fuck up you dirty Jewbag"

Jewbag by rockscxrs May 31, 2021

jelbags

Colloquial phrase for being jealous.

OMG, I'm pure jelbags of her - she got the shift last night!

jelbags by áinslow May 10, 2012

jewbagel 

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

jewbagel by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

jewbag overlord 

a jewish person that is the most jewish out of everyone in jewland, he rules the jews

freddy is a jewbag overlord hes such a faggot

jewbag overlord by hsil1234 May 4, 2010

jewbagel 

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

jewbagel by GTFO417 June 11, 2011

Mormon-Jewbag

The circumsized skin off of a Mormon-Jew man.

Just sold Romneys Mormon-Jewbag for 400 dollars on Ebay.

Mormon-Jewbag by Obama your Moma October 15, 2012

jewbag 

cheap; selfish person

"C'mon just let me borrow five bucks and stop being such a jewbag."
wej

jewbag by swiss May 13, 2005