Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.
by [The Real] Zombie Jesus February 18, 2009
Get the Zombie Jesusmug. Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007
Get the Zombie Jesus Daymug. An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
by J.F.K. October 31, 2003
Get the Sweet Zombie Jesusmug. A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!
Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!
by Black Lilac May 13, 2010
Get the Zombie Jesus Daymug. by gabester120@bobjohnson.com April 8, 2010
Get the Zombie Jesus daymug. When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
by Team Retro September 21, 2008
Get the zombie jesus on a pogostickmug. Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.
by Dirty Joe June 13, 2004
Get the Sweet Zombie Jesusmug.