Jesus

One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.

Jesus is a made up guy!

by thetruthone October 20, 2008

Jesus

The assistant general manager at White Castle.

Hey someone jizzed in my slider! I want to talk to Jesus!

by Samisita January 17, 2009

Jesus

The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.

Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.

by C.C. December 18, 2004

Jesus

What you say when you see something awesome or unbelievable, or when something really bad or stupid happens to you. Also the name of your landscaper or gardener if you pronounce the "J" as an "H."

"Jesus that girl's tits are huge!"

"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."

by fhkq October 6, 2018

Jesus

A fictional character.

I love reading about Yoda, Kermit the Frog, Ewoks and Jesus

by scroteymcboogerballs November 6, 2011

jesus

The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:

In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!

by Danapal August 14, 2005

jesus

Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.

Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.

by lucky April 2, 2005