Kensie Jessie

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut

kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya

by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017

jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders

Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist

by Taylor Ashuk May 18, 2018

Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Jesselyn

Jesselyn an amazing girl who will do amazing things in the future. She will become rich and famous. She is also smart and as beautiful as a Victoria Secret model. She is funny and should be liked by many people.

Jesselyn is an amazing person.

by Chambie December 29, 2018

Jessiegasm

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!

"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"

by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019